Haiku /Corny Joke Friday..... I am going to regret this....

Well its here!!!!!

In addition to Haiku this week, you must also come up with one corny joke. OR many....

Here are some topics:

Osler kidnapped by Donut, taken to Cuba
potty training
corn cannons
corn
berries
Pies
worms
goats
closing of Toney Baloney's
espionage
Mamie at the B-52s
Mrs. CL's Grandma's cobbler
Spencer the goat farmer

here is my Corny joke:

What did Cinderella say when her pictures did not arrive?
Someday, my prints will come.

Here is my haiku:

Y'Ain't gonna catch me
shuckin' that corn. Not with those
worms lying in wait.....

Now its YOUR turn

Haiku is 5 syllables, then 7 then 5

and the cornier the joke, the BETTER
The winner gets to pick next week's winner... AND the judges are the winners of LAST week..

Remember you have to pick best joke AND haiku