Look!!! Its Spencer and I, packing the POD.

We are covered in Barn Goo and packing muck.

I cannot help the way I look. I live with a goat.

Gawd maybe after all of this is over I will get a makeover of some kind. I think what would help the most would be some Botox, some Miss Clairol, less dorky clothes, WAY less dorky glasses and maybe a lobotomy to forget the past 16 months.

Also we managed to salvage our bathroom vanity. It was in the Sploded bathroom, where the one wall caught fire. This bathroom was across the hall from the laundry room, where the fireball blew through from the garage. The fire was so hot in the laundry room that all the clothes in the dryer melted into a big ball of melted laundry clothes goo. The finish on it melted a little and its yucky because its been sitting in the Bird Poop Barn forever, but it survived and we are gonna use it. It went through an EXPLOSION and its still here, sort of like us. It has character, a past, now, which makes me like it even more. Oh and also it has a granite top, and it was only three weeks old when the house exploded. It is going in the bathroom with the weird rocks on the floor.

Sploded Vanity - It lived through the explosion and through months of living in the back barn - Bird Poop Central. It deserves to go back in the house.

Holy Wandering Cows!!!! Mini Adventure, Only in Canby...

Only one cow was still out by the time I found my stupid camera phone

We were driving home tonight from our 19th trip to the storage unit and there is this dairy farm we pass all the time. In fact it it almost directly across the road from the Goat Farm. We never see the ACTUAL COWS out though. You can kind of see inside the barn, etc and you can hear and smell them when you are outside but that is about it. Except for toni9ght they were all loose just kind of wandering around all over the place,,, I cannot even describe how enormous these cows are.. I mean one would have just crushed our minivan.

We knew this was odd since they are NEVER out like this. So we drove up this driveway to knock on the door of this house to see if they knew why the cows were out wandering very close to the road.

The lady seemed sort of annoyed at first, but then Bill told her that there were cows wandering allover the place, and she ran outside. She walked down to the barn, clapped her hands and started yelling at all of them. Amazingly they all lumbered back into the barn.