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War is Hell. Colonel McTibbles knows this better than anyone, but now he brings all of his depth and breatdth of experience to you, The American Public. A true Renaissance rodent, among the topics he is extremely knowledgable about are: insects, clowns, sea creature, scented candles, woodworking, bass fishing, cocoa powder, taxidermy, prunes, gymnastics, clog dancing, cellular biophysics, natural gas, needlepoint, Xanax, spelunking, spelling bees, Lincoln Logs, Medical Transcription, asthma, and the varied and rich culinary history of Sweden.
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