Martini is.........
The New ShampooI swear I get so annoyed when people say things are "the new______" Do you? I think Oprah started it with her whole 40 is the new 30 deal... Now it seems I hear it ALL the time... Bruge is the new Venice, Houston is the new Venice, Baja is the new Provence, Red is the new Black, Black is the new Beige, On and On it goes. I thought we could have fun just making some UP and see if they take off, so EVERYONE can be annoyed like I am.
I slept all day today because I had a bad cold. Then I skipped my WW meeting too, but so did Siri. She teaches 4rth grade and she had a 4th grade concert to go to. I am still sick and I did Curves Monday but not today so I feel like I do not want to miss tomorrow AM...So I will go with Bill when he takes Spencer to preschool and he can drop me at Curves on the way.... and then its just enough time for me to get it done and he comes to get me ont he way home. I could drive myself, but this way I really really go. I still feel like CRAP and I may abondon this idea depending on how I feel but I do not want to get behind on my Curves... lately its one of the few things keeping me sane. Well, they have started the house and they should have it all framed in a couple of weeks. I am not sure what that is, but I assume it is good. Right now it just looks like foundation with a criss cross wooden floor thing. Nick says he may get it done earlier than the end of the summer. That would be GREAT not to miss another summer in the neighborhood, and I think the sooner we get off the Goat Farm the better, However I may miss it A LITTLE. Its great not being so close to your neighbors and stuff.
Anyway:
Here are my Top Fictional "______ is the new______."
Branson is the New Vegas,
Dubai is the new Branson,
Tyra Banks is the New Princess Margaret
Grapes are the new Flounder
Canby is the New Molalla
Orange Juice is the new Formal Wear
Gossip is the new Porn
The Doodlebops are the New Wiggles
Preschool is the new Kindergarten
Toyota is the Cuisinart
Mauve is the new Aubergine
Catnip is the new Osler
Salsa is the new Applesauce
Martinis are the new Shampoo
NOW ITS YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!
