Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Survey: How did Charlie Rose REALLLLY get that Black Eye?
A. Was jumped by the McLoughlin Group
B. Late night tryst with Maureen Dowd
C. Suze Orman was trying to teach him to break dance. Again.
D. There was a sale on striped ties at Barneys, and he had to fight Tom Brokaw...
E. Hit in head by wrench trying to fix dripping sink at Eleanor Clift's house
F. Mosh Pit at Seal concert.
G. Jumped out of a moving car shouting:"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"
H. Just woke up that way, in a Red Roof Inn in New Jersey with Diane Sawyer.
I. Its nothing serious, he is just having some work done.
J. Dancing with the Stars audition did not go so well....was kicked by Debbie Gibson
K. Argument with a toll booth operator got out of hand.
L. "For the last time, Greenspan, I am NOT going to Arm Wrestle you!"
M. Sick of being made fun of because his middle name is Peete. Seriously. It is.
N. Tried to break up a fight between Client Number 6 and Client Number 4
O. http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2008/03/18/charlie_rose
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Charlie Rose, the Sexiest Man Alive.

Seriously. I thought perhaps he had gotten into a knife fight with either MacNeil or Lehrer, or maybe had been jumped by the McLoughlin Group. And certainly, whatever happened, he would not go on the air like this... but Charlie cannot be stopped by conventional weapons. Awesome.
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