Silly Little Poem I just wrote.

OUR FORMER LANDLORD, LT. COLONEL DOUCHEBAG

Ode to a former landlord
by Tydwbleach.

By the Way,
I must say,
Seems bad Karma has been sent:
Cuz Faux Chateau is STILL for rent.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/apa/521098317.html

Not to brag,
Not to Gloat,
But we are happier with the goat.
Guess Fake France is not so haute.

Not really haiku
but it will do
My kid NEVER, EVER stops talking
How about you?