THIS is one of the funniest books I have ever READ...Remember there is only one right answer.
1. Who would you rather be stranded on a Desert Island with?
A. Hugh Grant
B. Curious George
C. Maureen Stapleton
D. Barbara Streisand
2. If you could live for one day as a different person who would it be?
A. Scooter Libby
B. Aretha Franklin
C. Dan Rather
D. Princess Margaret
3. Which is your favorite type of coffee?
A. Nonfat half caff mochachino
B. Half caff laugh staph streptomycin
C. Skinny tall caramel macchiato on the half shell
D. Frozen coffee crap from 7-11
4. What is your favorite cocktail?
A. Draino on the rocks
B. Sloe Ginn Fizz Bloody Mary
C. Windex Spritzer
D. Turpentine-tini
5. What the hell should Tydwbleach do with Master Thespian Fridays now that she has completely run out of ideas????
A. Go back to Master Thespian Friday
B. Start training for Ostrich Riding Team for Beijing
C. Master Recipe Friday
D. Fill in your answer here:________________________
I cannot wait for those ZERO comments....... WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE??? DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME???? hahahahahahahahah
3 comments:
none of the above to all
Oh, a Draino-tini sounds pretty good right now.
HAHAHAHAH what about a Turpentine-Tini?
or would it be a Turpen-Tini?
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