Update: Robots added to list of my fears.

Flying Monkeys, getting strangled by sea creatures in natural bodies of water, insects, clowns, reptiles, snakes, rodents, mold, well water, Monkeys dressed in little outfits, utility companies, terrorism, working at a preschool, pictures of toilets, commercials about toilets or toilet cleaning products, parasites, birds, Octopii, those GIANT worms inside of ears of corn, 4H kids and insurance adjusters. And skunks and ESPECIALLY raccoons. And probably the Snow Queen still. AND ROBOTS.